(222 episodes, 1997-2011)

Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Randy Marsh/Mr. Garrison/Mr. Mackey/Clyde/Officer Barbrady/News Reporter/Jimmy Valmer/TV Announcer/Chris Stotch/Tom the News Reader/Timmy/Dr. Doctor/Narrator/Stephen Stotch/Phillip/Doctor/News Reader/Policeman/Mrs. Garrison/Man in Crowd #1/Skeeter/Man in Crowd #2/Ms. Choksondik/Ned Gerblanski/Singer/Dr. Mephesto/Sgt. Yates/Grandpa Marsh/Man in Crowd/General/Johnson/Policeman #2/Tom the News Reporter/Policeman #1/Red Goth/Man in Audience #1/Mr. Hankey/Interviewee #2/Man in Crowd #3/Mr. Tweek/Santa/Satan/Security Guard/Sergeant Yates/Tuong Lu Kim/Announcer/Bill/Dougie/Fosse/News Reporter #2/Old Man/Photographer/Pilot/Policeman #3/Barack Obama/Bartender/Bill Clinton/Chris/Delivery Man/Interviewee #3/Jason/Judge/Man in Audience/Moses/Mr. Donovan/Mr. Tucker/Mr. Tweak/Ms. Garrison/News Reporter #1/Roger/Scientist #2/Tour Guide/Beary the Bear/Beavery the Beaver/Brian/Cameraman/Cardinal/Doctor #1/Driver/F.B.I. Agent/F.B.I. Agent #1/God/Guard/Hippie #2/Interviewee #1/Jimmy Vulmer/Joseph Smith/Jud Crandall/Lao Tzu/Man in Audience #3/Man in Crowd #4/Mexican #1/Mike/Mormon #3/Mr. Black/Mr. Stotch/Ned Gerblansky/Postman/Priest/Redneck #3/Reporter #2/Rob Reiner/SNN News Reader/Scott/Sea Man/Soldier #2/Stephen/Steven Spielberg/Ted/The Lollypop King/The Pope/Therapist/Tom Cruise/Waiter/Woman in Crowd/6th Grader #3/Airport Announcer/Airport Employee/Al Gore/Alien/Angry Man #2/Army General/Aslan/Audience Member #2/Audience Member #5/Bill Cosby/Bob/Butler/Canadian #2/Canadian #3/Canadian #4/Canadian #6/Canadian #7/Canadian Network President/Captain Hindsight/Cardinal #1/Cardinal #2/Carl/Chad/Chet/Commentator/Commercial Voice-Overs/Cousin Kyle/David Letterman/Director/Driver’s Wife/Elderly Man/Francis/Freddy Krueger/George Bush/Government Agent #2/Government Official #2/Governor/Guard #2/Hitler/Homeless Man/Interviewee #4/Jay Leno/Jerry/Jesse Jackson/Jimmy Buffet/Josh/Kanye West/Kenny McCormick/Kevin McCormick/Kid #1/Kyle Schwartz/Larry King/MTV Announcer/Mall Cop/Man in Audience #4/Man in Bar/Man in Court #1/Man in Court #3/Man in Crowd #5/Man in Line/Mark/Martha Stewart/Martin/Mel Gibson/Mexican #3/Michael Jackson/Mormon #1/Mormon #4/Morrie/Mortician #1/Mr. Mouse/Muhammad/Nathan/Nerd #1/Old Woman/Peter Griffin/Pharmacist/Policeman #4/Popeye/President of Fox/President’s Aide #1/Priest #1/Rabbity the Rabbit/Radio DJ/Repo Man/Reporter/Reporter #1/Reporter #4/Richard Tweak/Robert Redford/Russell Crowe/SWAT #1/SWAT #3/Scientist/Scientist #1/Scientist #3/Scientist #4/Security Guard #1/Security Guard #2/Senator/Skyler Moores/Soldier #1/Soldier #3/Soldier #4/Sound Recordist/Steve/Steve Jobs/TV Producer/TV Voice/Teenager #2/Teenager #3/Terrorists/The Crab People/The Mayor of Imaginationland/The Sparrow Prince/Thompson/Ticket Salesman/Token/Tom/Tony/Tony Hayward/Trailer Voice Over/Trailer Voice Overs/Trucker/Uncle Stinky/’Earth’ Announcer/’Future Stan’/’You and Lava’ Presenter/1800’s Man #3/1800s Man #2/3rd Fat Abbot character/6th Grade Girl/6th Grader #1/6th Graders/A.A.L. #2/A.A.L. #3/A.A.L. #4/A.L.F. Member/AARP Members/ATF Man #1/ATF Man #3/Aaron Brown/Abel Magwitch/Abort System/Abortion Clinic Receptionist/Abraham Lincoln/Abraham Lincoln Statue/Adam Sandler/Afghan Cartman/Afghan Stan/African Singers/Afro-Ninja/Agent/Agent Clark/Agent Fix/Agent Keane/Agent Marx/Agent Tucker/Airport Security/Airport Ticket Clerk/Al/Alan/Alan Hart/Alan Jackson/Alien #2/Alien #3/Alien Singer/Allen the News Reporter/Amanda/Amanda Harrison/American #1/American #3/American #4/American Official/Amusement Park Employee/Angel #2/Angel #5/Angelina Jolie/Anger Therapist/Angry Man #1/Angry Man #3/Apple Employee #1/Arcade Kid #2/Archangel Michael/Army Man #2/Askew-Faced Kid/Astronaut #1/Astronaut #2/Attorney/Auctioner/Audience Member/Audience Member #1/Audience Member #3/Audience Member #6/Audience Member #8/Audience Members/Auditionee #1/Auditionee #3/Auditioning Actor #1/Auditioning Actor #2/Auditioning Actor #3/Australian #2/Australian #3/Australian Mayor/Australian Prime Minister/Autumn Hankey/Baby Jackovasaurs/Babyfart Mageegax/Background Singers/Bahir Hakeem/Bailiff/Baker/Ball Game Carnie/Band Official #1/Band Official #3/Band Singer/Bank Clerk/Bar Patron #1/Bar Patron #3/Bar Patron #4/Bar Patron #5/Bar Patron #6/Barnaby Jones/Behind the Blow Narrator/Bellboy/Belvis/Ben Affleck/Ben Roethlisberger/Betsy/Big Gay Al/Biggest Douche Host #1/Bill O’Reilly/Bill’s Dad/Billy Mays/Billy Miller/Billy’s Father/Bishop/Black Bishop #1/Black Coach/Black Man/Black News Reader/Blackjack Dealer/Blind Man/Blizzard Board Member #1/Blizzard Board Member #3/Blizzard Board Member #4/Blizzard Board Memeber #5/Blizzard Employee/Boarder Guard #1/Boat Man/Bob Denver/Bob Dole/Bob Dylan/Bob Perrin/Bob Saget/Bob Summer/Bob Thomas/Bobby/Bomb Disposal #2/Bono/Bookie/Booktastic Bus Driver/Border Guard/Border Patrol with Binoculars/Bouncer/Box of Faith Message/Boy/Boy in Commercial #1/Boy in Commercial #3/Boy in Crowd/Boy with Tourette’s #1/Brad Davis/Bradley/Brian Thompson-Jarvis/Bridon Gueermo/Bris Attendee/British Bishop/British Cardinal/Britney Spears/Britney Spears (After Suicide Attempt)/Builder/Bunny Man #1/Bunny Man #2/Bunny Man #4/Bunny Man #5/Bunny Man #6/Butters’ Speaker Voice/C.D.C. Head/C.D.C. Man #2/C.D.C. Man #3/C.D.C. Man #6/C.D.C. Man #7/C.I.A. Agent/C.I.A. Man/CNN News Reader/Camp Guard #2/Camp Instructor #2/Camp Leader #1/Camp Leader #3/Canada Channel Announcer/Canadian #10/Canadian #5/Canadian Actor #1/Canadian Actor #3/Canadian Actor #4/Canadian Commentator/Canadian in Crowd/Captain Blind/Captain Dillard/Captain Kirk/Carlos Mencia/Carol Singer/Carson Kressley/Cartman’s Double/Cartoon George Bush/Cartoon Jesus/Casey Miller/Catholic Boat Singer/Catholic Guard/Cavity Creeps/Celine Dion/Cemetery Watchman #2/Cesar Millan/Chad’s Father/Chamber of Farts Announcer/Charity Worker #1/Charles Harper/Charles Kincaid/Charles Manson/Charlie/Charlie Brown/Charlie Rose/Charlie Sheen/Chase/Cheesy Poof Spokesman/Cheesy Poofs Commercial/Chef’s Mother/Chef’s Motorboat Noises/Chef’s Singing Voice/Child Playing ‘Harry Potter’ #1/Child with Visitor #1/Chinese Commentator #1/Chinese Dodgeball Trainer/Chinese Leader/Chinese Reader/Chinese Referee/Chinpokomon Announcer/Chinpokomon Game Voice Over/Chinpokomon Villain/Chip/Chris Crocker/Chris Fest Host/Chris Griffin/Chris Hansen/Chris Hull/Chris Swollenballs/Chris the News Reader/Chris the News Reporter/Christmas Play Host/Cindy Lou/Cinema Patron #3/Circus Announcer/Cladius/Clam Girl #1/Clark/Clerk/Clyde Donavan/Clyde Donovan/Coach’s Father/Coffee Customer #2/Colonel Sanders/Comedy Awards Announcer/Commercial Voice/Commercial Voice Over/Commercial Voice-Over/Commercial Warning/Competition Contestant/Computer Voice/Conan O’Brien/Concert Announcer/Confessing Guest #2/Confessing Guest #4/Confessing Guest #6/Congressman #2/Congressman #3/Congressman #4/Conner/Connor/Convention Centre Staff #1/Convention Centre Staff #2/Convict/Cook/Cop/Cornwallis Hankey/Cosy FM Host/Counsellor/County Official/Cousin Elvin/Cowboy/Cows/Craig Netzel/Craig’s Father/Creamy Goodness/Criminal #2/Crocodile Hunter/Crowd Member/Crying Man/Cthulhu Worshipper/Customer/Customers/D.E.A. Agent #1/D.E.A. Agent #2/D.P. Official #2/D.P. Official #5/DJ/DMV Employee/Dan Akawa/Dance Competition Host/Daniel Smith/Danish Man/Darryl Weathers/Dave Harrison/David Blaine/David Carradine/David Duchovny/David Quincy/David the News Reporter/Deadliest Catch Man #2/Deadliest Catch Presenter/Death/Debate Host/Defendant/Delivery Man #3/Demon #2/Demonius/Dennis/Denver Bronco #1/Denver Bronco #2/Denver Commentator #2/Denver Player #1/Denver School Board Member #2/Derek Smalls/Detective Hardly/Detective Hyde/Detective Jarvis/Dewly/Dimitri/Dinnerlady/Director’s Assistant/Disabled Kid #1/Disabled Kid #2/Disabled Kid #3/Disabled Kid #4/Disfigured Country Singer/Doctor #2/Doctor #3/Doctor Phillips/Documentary Announcer/Documentary Narrator/Dodgeball Announcer/Dodgeball Opponent #2/Dodgeball Opponent #3/Dog Poo/Dogpoo/Donald Trump/Dr. Adams/Dr. Chinstrap/Dr. David Nelson/Dr. Doom/Dr. Hallas/Dr. John Becker/Dr. Laut/Dr. Neelan/Dr. Pal/Dr. Phil/Dr. Piper/Dr. Roberts/Dr. Schwartz/Dr. Shay/Dr. Spookalot/Dr. Tonton/Draco/Dragon/Drink Salesman/Driver #2/Drug Dealer #1/Drug Dealer #2/Dylan/E.A. Sports Employee/E.O.D. Man/E.T. Host/Earl/Economy Judge/Ed McMahon/Ed Sullivan/Edge/Elder Garit/Elder Khan/Elderly Driver #1/Elderly Driver #2/Elderly Lady #1/Elderly Lady #2/Elderly Man’s Son/Elise Ginse/Elton John/Emmanuel Lewis/Emmett Hollis/Employer/Estella’s Other Boyfriend #1/Estella’s Other Boyfriend #2/Estella’s Other Boyfriend #3/Ethiopian Man/Eugene Levy/Evil Cartman/Evil Stan/Excalibur Hotel Announcer/Excess Hollywood Presenter/Excited Man/Excited Man #1/Expert 1/F.B.I Agent/F.B.I. Head/Factory Worker #1/Factory Worker #2/Faith +1 Commercial/Fake Ice Cream Man/Fan Club President/Farmer/Farmer #1/Fast Food Employee #2/Fat Abbot/Fat Bob/Fat Border Patrol/Fat Boy #2/Fat Girl/Fat Girl #2/Faun/Fecal Standards Official #2/Fidel Castro/Film Actress #1/Film Character #2/Film Festival Attendee #11/Film Festival Attendee #13/Film Festival Attendee #15/Film Festival Attendee #16/Film Festival Attendee #17/Film Festival Attendee #19/Film Festival Attendee #2/Film Festival Attendee #4/Film Festival Attendee #6/Film Festival Attendee #7/Film Festival Attendee #9/Film Festival Host/Finnish Leader/Fireman/Fonzie/Food Network Hotline/Foreign Louse/Fort Collins Player #4/Fox News Announcer/Fox News Reader/Fox Reporter/Frank Hammond/Frank Hardly/Frans/Freak Spokesman/Fred Savage/Frederick Johnson/Frederick Smith/French Man #1/French Man #2/French Official/French Sailor/French-Canadian #1/French-Canadian #3/Funnybot/G.G.W.K. Boy/Galgamex Bishop/Game Referee/Game Voice/Game Voiceover/Gary/Gary Coleman/Gary Condit/Gary Nelson/Gary’s Child/Geddy Lee/Gene Hackman/Genius Leslie/George Bailey/George Burns/George Clooney/George’s Friend/Geraldo/Giant Douche/Ginger Kid #1/Ginger Kid #2/Gino’s Employee/Girl on Piano/Girls Gone Wild Voiceover/Gnomes/Goat/Golf Commentator/Good Morning Denver Announcer/Good Morning Denver Presenter/Gordon Stoltski/Goth Singer/Government Agent/Government Agent #4/Government Official/Government Official #1/Government Official #3/Governor’s Aide/Gracie’s Employee/Grandpa Cartman/Great Grandma Florence/Great Great Grandpa Marsh/Greg Nimmens/Grinchy-Poo Narrator/Guard #4/HBC News Reader/Hall of Discrimination Voices/Hamen/Hammer/Hardly Boys Announcer/Harley Davidson Riders/Haroldo Rivera/Harrison Moore/Harry Ginse/Hartman/Harvey Brown/Hat McCullen/Head of Chinese Mafia/Head of Scientology/Headless Horseman/Heavenly Voice #2/Hell Director/Helpful Man/Hemorrhoid/Hiding Man #1/High-Mouthed Girl/Hiker #1/Hiker #2/Himself/Hippe #5/Hippie #1/Hippie #10/Hippie #11/Hippie #13/Hippie #14/Hippie #3/Hippie #7/Hippie #9/Hippie Security Guard/Hockey Player #1/Homeless Men/Homeless Researcher/Hopkins/Horace/Horace’s Mother/Horlick/Hostage/Hostage #2/Humanity Award Announcer/Hunting Show Producer/Hybrid Driver #1/Hybrid Driver #4/Hybrid Driver #5/Icarus/Ice Cream Man/Incredibly Black Obese Man/Indian Representative/Indiana Jones/Injured Man/Instructional CD Voice/Intelligence Head/Intervention Leader/Interviewee #5/Interviewer/Investment Broker/Irate Driver/Iron Chef Presenter/Isiah/Italian Chef/Italian Leader/Italian Man/Itergalactic Policeman #1/Jack Brown/Jack Farlace/Jackovasaurs Announcer/Jai Rodriguez/Jamal/James Hetfield/James Stewart/James Taylor/Japanese Leader/Japanese Man/Japanese Man with Spear/Japanese Official/Japanese Policeman/Japanese Singer/Jared Fogle/Jason Hawes/Jason Voorhees/Jeff Arrando/Jeff Gordon/Jeff Hammill/Jeffrey/Jeffrey Manors/Jeffy/Jesus and Pals Announcer/Jesus in the Passion of the Christ/Jew #1/Jew #3/Jew #5/Jew Scout Inductee #2/Jewbilee Leader/Jewish Child/Jim/Jim Barkle/Jim Blair/Jim Browning/Jimmy Swanson/Jimmy the Don’t Hold on to a Large Magnet Whilst Somebody Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon/Jingle Singer/Joe/Joe Jonas (singing)/John Edward/John F. Kennedy/John Hancock/John Travolta/John Walsh/Johnnie Cochran/Johnny Knoxville/Johnny Many Moons/Jonesy/Joon-Joon/Josh D. Gray/Josh Myers/Journalist #2/Judge #1/Judge #2/Judge Moses/Junichi/Justin Bieber/K.K.K. Leader/Kanye’s Assistant #2/Karate Teacher/Katherine/Katy’s Father/Keenan Williams/Kelly/Kevin/Kevin Donahue/Kevin Jonas/Kevin McCardy/Kevin’s Father/Kevin’s Mother/Kid #2/Kid #3/Kid #4/Kid in Hall/Kid in Line/Kip Drordy/Krishna in the form of Neil Diamond/Kuato/Kurt Russell/Kyan Douglas/La Taco Manager/Lady/Lambtron/Lamone/Lapdancer/Larry/Lars Ulrich/Laughing Man/Lawrence Kasdan/Lawyer/Lead Elder/Lead Harley Davidson Rider/Lead Otter/Leaving Party Guest #1/Leeroy/Lemmiwinks Singer/Leonard Maltin/Leprechaun/Librarian/Lighting Technician/Linda Green/Line Ride Carnie/Lion #2/Loogie/Louse #1/Louse #4/Louse #5/Louse #6/Lt. Dawson/Lt. Nelson/Luke Skywalker/Lunchlady/Lydia Melman/MTV Presenter/Madelyn Dunham/Maggie Yates/Magic Johnson/Maintenance Guy/Male Interviewee #1/Male Nurse/Mall Easter Bunny/Man Chasing Britney/Man Concerned for Laura/Man Debating Sports #1/Man Discussing Ricky Martin #1/Man Dressed as Vampire/Man Observing Kyle/Man Offering Chocolate/Man Playing Cartman/Man Playing Stan/Man Portraying Barbrady/Man Portraying Mr. Hat/Man Protesting Fur/Man Receiving Prank-Call/Man Searching for Rabbit/Man Undergoing Surgery/Man Walking Through Shot/Man Who Looks Like Hammer/Man at A.A. Meeting #2/Man at Bake Sale/Man at Bar/Man at Camp #3/Man at Camp #5/Man at Camp #7/Man at Camp #8/Man at Camp #9/Man at Control Centre/Man at End #1/Man at End #10/Man at End #12/Man at End #15/Man at End #2/Man at End #5/Man at End #6/Man at End #8/Man at End #9/Man at Laptop/Man at Mall #1/Man at Meeting #1/Man at Meeting #2/Man at Premiere #1/Man at Premiere #3/Man at Stock Market/Man from Bar/Man from Fort Collins/Man in Airport #1/Man in Airport #2/Man in Audience #2/Man in Car/Man in Car #1/Man in Car #3/Man in Community Centre #1/Man in Heaven/Man in Hotel #1/Man in Infomercial #1/Man in Line #2/Man in Mob #1/Man in Mob #3/Man in Mob #5/Man in Park/Man in Restaurant/Man in Sauna/Man in Shop/Man in Street/Man in Street #1/Man in Street #2/Man in Street #3/Man in Street #4/Man in Street #5/Man on Bus #2/Man on Chatroulette/Man on Computer #1/Man on Computer #2/Man on Crutches/Man on Portaloo/Man on Rooftop #1/Man on Rooftop #2/Man on Soapbox #1/Man on Street #1/Man on Street #4/Man on TV/Man on Train/Man on the Kardashians/Man with Anthrax/Man with Asperger’s Wearing Tie/Man with Asperger’s on Computer/Man with Cupcake/Man with Fake Ticket/Man with Foot on Head/Man with Map/Man with No Face/Man with Saw/Man with Terrible Skin Condition/Manuel/Marcus/Marine #2/Marine #3/Marine #5/Mark Cotner/Mark Cotswold/Mark Harrison/Mark McGwire/Marklar #2/Marlon Brando Lookalike #1/Marlon Brando Lookalike #2/Marlon Brando Lookalike #3/Marsha Thompson/Martin Harris/Marty’s Colleague/Matt/Maury Povich/Maury Povich Announcer/McCain Supporter #3/McClannen/McCormick’s Host/McDonalds Head/Members of the Chinese Mafia/Men from the Future/Men in Crowd/Meredith/Messenger/Messenger Boy/Meth Cook #1/Mexicans/Michael/Michael Bay/Michael Collins/Michael Deet/Michael Knight/Michael Richards/Michael’s Father/Michelle’s Husband/Mickey Goldmill/Midget Wearing a Bikini/Mike Makowski/Mimsy/Mingie/Minority #1/Minority #3/Minotaur/Miss Ganesh/Miss Havisham/Miss Streebel’s Boyfriend/Mitch/Mitch #2/Mitch the News Reporter/Mitch the Reporter/Mitchell/Money Quest Presenter #1/Mongolian #1/Montage Singer/Morgan Freeman/Mormon #2/Morning Announcement Introduction/Morning Announcer/Moroni/Morpheus/Morphius/Motivationcorp Employee/Motorbike Rider/Mouse/Movie Producer #1/Movie Producer #3/Mr. Appleby/Mr. Bretts/Mr. Cotswold/Mr. Daniels/Mr. Derp/Mr. Donaldson/Mr. Drordy/Mr. Evans/Mr. Fegan/Mr. Foley/Mr. Foley’s Youngest Son/Mr. Grazier/Mr. Gueermo/Mr. Guscotty/Mr. Hankey Playset Voiceover/Mr. Hankey, the Talking Chimp/Mr. Harris/Mr. Hollis/Mr. Jaggers/Mr. Johansen/Mr. Kelly/Mr. Kitty/Mr. Macky/Mr. Maher/Mr. Osai/Mr. Pi Pi/Mr. Pocket/Mr. Stevens/Mr. T/Mr. Takayama/Mr. Tenorman/Mr. Testaburger/Mr. Turner/Mrs. Hollis/Mrs. Joe/Mrs. Ryan/Murderer/Murderer #1/Murderer #2/Murphy/NAMBLA Member/NASCAR Announcer/NASCAR Spokesman 1/National Guard #1/National Guard #2/Native American #3/Native American #4/Native American #5/Native American Healer/Nature Documentary Narrator/Nebraskan Man/Nelle McElroy/Nelly’s Husband/Nelson/Network Executive/Network Executive #1/News Announcer/News Reader #1/News Reader #2/News Reporter #3/Newsreader/Nick/Nick Donovan/Nick Jonas/Nick Nolte/Ninja #1/Nobel Prize Announcer/Nobunaga Hiroichi/Numa Numa Guy/Nurse/Nurse #2/Office Worker/Officer #4/Officer Harris/Officer Johnson/Officer Murphy/Oil Driller #1/Oinky the Run Around with Scissors Pig/Old Man at DMV #1/Old Man at DMV #2/Old Man at DMV #3/Old News Reader/Old Timer/Oprah’s Assistant #2/Organiser #1/Osama Bin Laden/Other Sign Hanger/Otter #2/Otters/Ozzy Osbourne/P-Train/PETA Members/Paedophile #1/Paedophile #2/Paedophile #3/Paedophile #5/Paedophile #7/Paedophile #8/Pageant Host/Panicking Man/Panicking Neighbour/Paramedic/Paraplegic Man/Parent/Park Patron/Party Guest #1/Party Guest #2/Party Guest #3/Party Guest #4/Party Host/Passerby/Passerby #1/Passerby #3/Passerby #5/Passerby #9/Passing Woman #2/Pat Robinson/Patrick/Patrick Duffy/Patrick Swayze/Patsy Ramsey/Patty Nelson/Paul Harris/Paul Topp/Paul Watson/Pecano/Pediatric Doctor/Penis/Pentagon Security/Persian #2/Peruvian #1/Peruvian #3/Pet Shop Owner/Pet-Owner #3/Peter/Peter Thompson/Pharmacy Clerk/Phil/Phil Collins/Philip Glass/Philippe/Photographer #1/Photographer #3/Photographer #4/Photographer #6/Photographer #8/Piano Mover/Pilot #1/Pioneer Paul/Pizza Hut Head/Pizza Man/Player #1/Player #2/Poitician #1/Police Chief/Policeman #6/Politician #2/Politician #3/Prank Call Boy #2/Pre-Recorded Choir Singer/Preacher/President of Germany/President’s Aide #2/President’s Personal Staff Member/Press Conference Host/Priest #3/Prime Minister of England/Prison Guard/Prison Warden/Professor Teabag/Profile #1/Prop 10 Commercial Voice-Over/Prostitute #2/Protestant/Psychic #3/Public Access Host/Publisher/Publisher #1/Pueblo Father/Pueblo Umpire/Puff Daddy/Puffy the Bear/Purgatory Captain/Purity Ring Boy #1/Purity Ring Boy #3/Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony/Queen Elizabeth II/Questioning Man in Crowd/R. Kelly/Rabbi/Raccoony the Raccoon/Radio Presenter/Raffle Winning Klan Member/Rainforest Show Host/Ralph/Randy - Butt-Out Member/Randy’s Colleague #1/Randy’s Fan #1/Randy’s Fan #2/Randy’s Fan #3/Ranger McFriendly/Ratings Man/Reader #2/Reader #3/Reader #5/Reader #6/Reader #7/Record Label Boss/Record Label Employee #2/Record Label Man/Record Producer/Red Coat #1/Red Cross Official #1/Red Cross Official #3/Red Harris/Redneck #1/Redneck #2/Redneck #5/Reds Coach/Referee #1/Regis Philbin/Reiner’s Assistant #1/Reiner’s Assistant #2/Removal Man #1/Removal Man #2/Replacement Phillip/Reporter #3/Reporter #5/Reporter #6/Reporter 1/Reporter 2/Reporters/Republican #1/Rescuer/Rescuer #1/Rescuer #2/Rescuer #5/Restaurant Customer #2/Rich Kid/Richard Stamos/Rick/Rick Watts/Rick the News Reporter/Right Boob/Riot Policeman/Rioter #1/Rival Dancer #1/Rival Dancer #4/Rival Dancer #5/Robert/Robert Pooner/Robert Pooner the News Reporter/Robin Hood/Rockety Rocket/Rod Stewart/Rod Stewart’s Agent/Rodeo Announcer/Roma/Romanian Leader/Romanian Man #2/Romanian Music School Teacher #2/Ron the News Reader/Ronald/Ronnie James Dio/Roy/Running Man/Russel Crowe/Russian President/SWAT/SWAT Member/SWAT Team Member #2/SWAT Team Member #3/Sally/Sally Struthers/San Franciscan/Sanctified Drummer/Sandy Cervix/Satan’s Fight Manager/School Board Member #1/School Board Member #2/School Nurse/Schpeck/Scientist #5/Scientist #6/Scientologist #1/Scientologist #2/Scott Eisner/Scott Evans/Scott Tenorman/Scott the Dick/Scott the Giant Dick/Scott’s Friend #1/Scottish Knight #4/Scottish Man #1/Scottish Pilot/Scout Leader #1/Scout Leader #2/Scrambles’ Owner/Scuzzlebutt/Sea Park Announcer #1/Second Gay Cowboy/Second Iraqi Man/Second Native American/Second News Reporter/Second Pirate Ghost/Security Guard #3/Senator #2/Senator #4/Senor Lopez/Sergeant Giwaltny/Sexual Harassment Panda/Sgt. Harrison Yates/Sheriff McLawdog/Shooter/Shop Host/Shop Keeper/Shopper #1/Shopper #3/Show Announcer/Show Organiser/Showdown Host/Shrimp Salesman/Simon Hankey/Singing Pirate/Singing Teacher/Sir Orloff Brolo/Sitcom Actor/Sitcom Actress/Skeeter’s Friend/Ski Commentator/Ski Lift Operator/Skunky the Skunk/Smart-Towel GS-401/Smoker/Snarf/Sniper/Soap Sculpting Elder/Soccer Coach/Soccer Player #1/Soccer Player #2/Soldier/Son at A.A. Meeting/Sonny Bono/South Park Commentator/Souvenir Salesman/Spa Clerk/Special Olympics Announcer/Special Olympics Man #1/Special Olympics Man #2/Sports Commentator/Squirreler/Squirrely Squirrel/St. Peter/Stan Clone/Stan’s Profile/Starbucks Employee/Steamy Nicks/Stephen Abootman/Stephen the News Reader/Steve ‘Last Call’/Steve Garatt/Steve Irwin/Stingray Tank Attendant/Store Clerk/Store Employee/Store Security Guard/Strip Club DJ/Stripper #1/Students/Stung Man/Subway Commercial/Subway Spokesman/Sumo Teacher/Super Adventurer #2/Superman/Supreme Court Judge #2/Supreme Court Judge #3/Sur la Table Clerk/Susan’s Husband/Susan92/Sushi Customer/Suzette/Swearing Man #2/Swearing Man #3/Sylvester Stallone/T-Shirt Salesman/TRON Guy/TV Announcer #1/TV Announcer #2/TV Chef #1/TV Chef #2/TV Employee #3/TV Employee #5/TV Executive/Tad’s Friend/Tan Jovi/Tap Competition Announcer/Taunting Child/Tay Zonday/Teabag/Technician/Technician #1/Technician #2/Technician #4/Ted Bundy/Ted Koppel/Teenage Boy #1/Teenage Boy #2/Teenager #1/Teenager #4/Terrance and Phillip Narrator/Terrorist/Terrorist #2/Thad/The Anti-Christ/The Biggest Douche in the Universe Announcer/The Catatafish/The Fonz/The Great Queen Spider/The King/The Krazy Kenny Show Host/The Pickle Kid/The Princess of Canada/The Wise Otter/Theme Song Singer/Theme Tune Singer/Theresa’s Husband/Third News Reporter/Thirst For Blood Voice Over/Thomas Jefferson/Thomas Tucker/Thumper/Tivo Machine/Tolerance Camp Leader/Tom Davis/Tom Nelson/Tom the Fox News Reader/Tom the News Readerh/Tom’s American Impression/Tommy/Tommy Bretts/Tommy Edwards/Tooth Decay/Tooth Salesman/Toto Fan/Toy Salesman/Toy Shop Clerk/Train Driver/Train Ticket Clerk/Trapper Keeper/Travis Makefield/Trent Boyett/Trinity Lead Singer/Tron Guard/Truck Driver/Tryout Coach/Twong Lu Kim/Tyler Perry/Tynacorp Employee #1/Tynacorp Employee #3/Tynacorp Employee #4/Tynacorp Security #2/U.A.L. #1/U.A.L. #2/U.N. Member #2/Umpire/Uncle Howard/Uncle Joe/United Atheist League Members/VH1 Presenter/Vagisil Pit Crewman/Van Gelder/Vernon Trupski/Veronica in Succubus Form/Video Host/Visitor/Vladmir/Volcano Onlooker #1/Vulture/Waitress/Wall Mart/Wall-Mart Manager/Walter Matthau/Warcraft Player #1/Waste Disposal Man/Water Department Man #2/Water Effect Installation Man/Wayne D./Weigh-In Announcer/Whale Wars Man #4/Whale Whars Man #5/Whistlin’ Willy/Whoopi Goldberg/Will Smith/William P. Connolly/Wise One/Woman #1/Woman #2/Woman Passing By/Woman at A.A. Meeting/Woman in Audience/Woman in Crowd #1/Woman in Crowd #2/Woman in Crowd #3/Woman in Crowd #4/Woman on Appeal/Woman on Commercial/Woman on Wheelchair/Wrestling Teacher/Xerxes/Xytah/Yoko Ono/Yoshihiko Noda/Yusuf